An Interview with Students4Refugees: Rebuilding a life through Education

On this particular late afternoon, whilst most university students are taking a break in the traditional German manner of consuming beers and sunbathing, I’ve made my way past those by the fountain to a building at the back of the main university. Here a group of three older looking students, all of different ethnicities listen intensively to today’s teacher –Nicole. A student in her fourth semester of her masters, clearly older than me, she is studying to teach German as a foreign language. An image that of a stereotypical young teacher: she’s youthful yet sophisticated, with a casual likeness about her which the students keenly admire. They’re in the middle of their four-week intensive course, and prepping for their exam in the upcoming week. Even though through circumstance Nicole has a position of authority, there’s no superiority here, throughout the three-hour lesson, there is nothing but compassion and respect between her and the five students. After I seated myself at the back of the room, two women arrived, one about the same age as me – 22, the other, evidently older and married.

As we take a break Nicole confirms what was evident: “There’s no hierarchy here, after three semesters of university that kind of gets drilled into your head”, it works and it’s fitting. The students she’s teaching aren’t just your average internationals, they’re a group of refugees, who have fled their home countries for reasons we can only imagine, and here they are given the chance to fulfil the lives they once had back at home. This Students4Refugees project allows them to learn German in order to carry on studying at university, in studies that got caught short at home “It’s something they are searching for if they had that university life back home. They can come to study in an environment like this. Others who didn’t study at home aren’t even thinking about education but the possibility is here for them”.

 Before my meeting with Nicole, I met up with Janina and Mariana, who have recently joined the student led project, founded in 2014. The office in which they’re situated, is as you could expect – nothing special, just a room with the essentials on the second floor of the main building. As I politely knock, Janina gives me a quick introduction then carries on immersed in a conversation I can’t understand. I plonk myself down on the swivel chair closest to me, and recognise from research the man in which they’re deep in conversation with as the coordinator of the project. He looks unimpressionable as I sit down, and carries on with his filing duties. Discussing the evolution of the project Janina gestures across to Phi who now has his earphones saying “he took a semester free and went to all the refugee camps around the area asking if people would like to learn German”. His unresponsive and unconcerned attitude at me being there starts to make sense. This project is clearly not something he takes lightly, and it’s admirable to me, and from what I gather from Janina and Mariana, that this project was passionately put together.

Taking over a year to get confirmation from the university and its directors, the project began running in the winter semester of 2015/16. “It’s cool because it’s a lot of time, but time invested very well”. I begin to understand that the project although mainly led by master’s students – who admittedly have more free time than undergraduates – takes up an allocated amount of time to which Janina points out “There is no balance.” Their part doesn’t begin until next semester, nevertheless, the girls already understand what is to come, “It’s such big information, there is so many aspects you have to think about, like their certificates and everything”, carrying on she points out the complications of the change in rules so often placed “they change the laws almost every month about they can stay or not stay”. The learning process is a challenge for the volunteers – in which they all are – but their connection with the refugees creates a friendship and a place of comfort for them. The ease in which I watched Nicole take on the class, demonstrated this partnership that existed between the two “Every member gets a mentor, so they can meet one time a week or even more”, not only does this mentorship consist as part of the course but also outside “It’s in the private life as well, they can go the doctors or the lawyers with them, it’s private and professional.”

In a classroom where the students have been thrust into a situation beyond their control, the positivity and eagerness to learn is plentiful. Far-right politicians are gaining increasing momentum with the message of hate, however, there are those like Students4Refugees who couldn’t be more accepting “German universities are always seeking for international students, and this is an area where Germany can benefit from people coming in”. Just as love wins, here, so does diversity.

Top Tips from R1 Academy’s Creative Futures Event

Here’s a few top tips we learnt at last nights Q&A session with Industry leaders at the Creative Futures Event hosted at Exeter College:

1. Work Experience

The most common question from young adults, but what does it mean? Do you have to have work experience in order to get a job?  In short, in the creative industry experience is invaluable. You’re working in an industry that is constantly changing, constantly developing and looking for something fresh. Creativity stems from your surroundings, by being around those who do it daily work experience can only help you to grow creatively. It helps for both developing new skills, and networking. Work experience, shadowing, internships – do what you think will benefit you.

 2. Finding Inspiration

If the opportunities to volunteer aren’t there, get creative yourself and team up with people around you that inspire you. The Young Collective has been made possible simply due the enthusiasm of a group of people who want to get creative. Want to play music? Gather a few friends, practise playing and going through the creative process, this doesn’t have to be your ultimate goal, but instead gives you a chance to collaborate with like-minded people. You can learn a lot from those around you.

 

3. University vs Apprenticeships?

It’s an ongoing debate, but the panel agreed they both have benefits. You have to do what works for you, are your friends going to University, but you don’t feel it’s right for you? Hey that’s ok! Seek the experiences that build your portfolio and showcase you in your best light. If you’re progressively learning to be the best you can be, then it’s your choice to choose which route you go down.

4. No Template for the Perfect CV

No consensus from the panel on the perfect CV.  This goes to show there is no perfect CV, instead tailor your CV to the job. Your CV has to be relevant to the job you’re applying for, and illustrates the skills you have required for the job. This could mean you have two completely different CV’s for two different jobs…perfect! Take your time in knowing what they’re asking for, the important thing to remember is that the employer wants a taste of who you are and what you can bring to the company, if that summer cleaning job isn’t relevant don’t put it!

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I’m No Longer Scared of Not Knowing What My Future Holds

I’ve been in education since I was four years old, and in July of 2017 I will be graduating the University of Exeter with no plans and a very little idea of what I want to do with my life.

For as long as I can remember, people have asked me what I would like to be when I ‘grow up’. The way I answer this question has changed drastically over the years as it does for all of us. From the 17-year-old who wanted to be a zoologist, to the 12-year-old watching Michael Phelps make history in Beijing and dreaming of being an Olympic swimmer, to the teenager who after binge watching Grey’s Anatomy thought “hell yeah, maybe I could be a doctor after all.” And finally to the 20-year-old student who come July will be just as clueless as I was when I began University.

It feels like from the moment you get dressed for your first day of school, even picking GCSE’s, the pressure to enhance your CV and plan for your career begins. These expectations only intensify when you fast forward to University. Every family occasion turns into an interrogation of your future, and my favourite: people asking ‘Classics? What will you do with that?’. I’m four weeks into third year, and if I had a pound for every time someone has asked me what my plans are for after uni then I’d be a millionaire, well maybe not that rich, but I’d be able to pay off my student loan at least! And the truthful answer is I have no idea what I want to do after university.

We have so much fear that we’re going to graduate and have to have our lives planned out. In reality I’m still only going to be 21 and I’m pretty sure I’m not ready to spend my next 20 years in the same career I gained straight out of getting a degree. In all honesty I’ve never had a career in mind, my answer has always been oh I’ll figure it out or as long as I’m having fun then it’s ok!

To some extent I really did think that one day I’d have a eureka moment and figure it all out, but I’ve come to realise that pre-planning my life isn’t for me, and I understand I’ll probably have to figure it out some other way!  And it can be scary, when your friends have plans for a master’s degree, or a graduate job lined up though an internship they did last summer, or a ten-point plan to get where the want to be, whilst I’d be perfectly happy going back to summer camp every year, and just being a big kid.

This pressure has led me to careers advisors and personal tutors on many occasions, who are always telling me “don’t panic”. THIS IS ENTIRELY TRUE! I’ve stopped panicking (for the most of it), there is so much to look forward to. We all want security and to know that what we do will offer a comfortable lifestyle, but for some people like me that will come in due time; at a time that is right for you individually, whether that be a month after graduation or a year after.

During a recent meeting with my tutor, she told me to take at least one year out, to explore the world, and take a break! Loads of people have done it, when you’ve been in education for so long you get lost in the structure of the regulations, I’ve never really had time to process “is this really what I want to do?” I’ve been reassured that it’s ok to not know what you want to do, that I may go through a dozen jobs before I find one that I really like! And this doesn’t freak me out, I embrace that there’s going to be so many skills I can gain from taking on different challenges, and when the time comes I’ll know they’ll be something perfectly suited for me.

The point I’m trying to make is you should do what you want to do and if that takes time then let it, and don’t let those slow steps make you feel like you’re not getting anywhere. You are, but on your own terms, for your own future. For now, I know that I’ll take some time out, explore the world the way I want to, and then just maybe my eureka moment will come, and if it doesn’t then that’s ok too. I’ll find something to do.

By Niamh O’Connor

Organisation: The Core Element of My Motivation

So the first rule I have when it comes to doing my work is making sure everything is organized. It’s pretty much a deal breaker. If everything around me is a mess, I just can’t function and I waste my time clearing it all up. I’m so far from being perfect at it but, I try my best to keep stuff organized!

Once I’ve tided and put things in their place I generally feel 10x’s better about doing my work – everything around is neat and organised – you just feel like you’re on your way to success and can do absolutely anything (while I do anyway). Plus, I’m a major stationary lover so I have all my pretty desk organizers to look at and it makes me feel oh so fancy, very Sex and The City. But, you don’t have to go on a major spending spree to be organized; as long as things are tidy and in the right place I’m sure you’ll feel just as good as I do. It gives you the breathing space to do your work and you don’t have to spend time rummaging around your mess to find things! 

It’s not just my space that needs organizing, it’s my time. I talked about routine in an earlier post, so check that out. When it comes to organizing out my weeks I have my fantastic Paperchase organizer to keep me on track. I also have my Dad’s old time manager organizer. I use my Paperchase one for appointments and events that are happening throughout the week, stuff that aren’t day-to-day. Because it’s an A5 version that’s all I really have room for, but it’s perfect for carrying around with me when I’m in Lectures or out shopping in case I need to jot something down. It includes all the stuff you need: A week every two pages, to do lists, address pages and notes pages. I bought some additional packets just in case I ran out. They’re not expensive but, you might not need to buy them if you don’t use it as much! My dad’s old one I use for more thorough details, like what I’m going to do each day. I tend to plan by hours so I can figure out when I have time to do my work and what day’s I’ll have to do extra work as a consequence of doing something exciting the next day!

Obviously, things change and you can’t always keep to an exact schedule but I always find it better and more motivating. By knowing that if I get my work done in a certain amount of hours on that day, I then have the time to go off and do what I want! It’s an incentive really knowing that I do have time do everything. If you sit around and watch TV like I have done many times and say I’ll do it later the hours pass by, and at the end of the day you realise how much time you wasted. Whereas knowing exactly how many hours in the day I have for me is really beneficial! 

http://www.paperchase.co.uk/stationery/diaries-organisers/organisers Here’s the link to some pretty gorgeous organizers of all sizes! Bonus – They do a 10% student discount!

http://www.timemanager.com/ TimeManager is more for projects but if you have exams or an essay to plan ahead for that you’re serious about this can be a contender!

Once again, I hope this motivates you lovely readers in some way.

FRESHERS: 9 Stylish Back To school Items

 

(From left to right)

1. Small Cactus Notebook from Not Only Polka Dots at Etsy.com : £4.00 + P&P 

If you’re still not quite ready to let go of summer then keep the holiday feel alive with one of Not Only Polka Dot’s tropical notebooks, they’re cute and vibrant bringing a bit more colour to your everyday! They also have a clipboard and larger version of this notebook available!

Link: Not Only Polka Dots

2. Rushton Holdall Bag from Topshop.com : £29.00

Make this one of your cheapest and best investments this year! It’s black and it’s spacious, what more can you need from a bag? This holdall goes with everything and is ideal for carrying all your everyday essentials. It’s both smart and casual.

Link:  Holdall Bag

3. Raindrops Multi List Book from Paperchase.com : £8.00

OK, so admittedly you can probably make your to do lists in a normal notebook if you’re really organised, but what’s the point in being average? What better way to make yourself seem extra pro-active than with a tasteful, bright to do list that is perfect for slipping into your bag.

Link:  Multi List Book

4. Indian Foil Large Stationery Box from Paperchase.com : £12.00

Maybe not an essential, but if you have the extra cash why not opt for this cute box to style your boring University room. Stash those revision cards away in style and for some extra organisation why not add dividers to not only keep them out of sight, but also easy to locate.

Link: Large Stationery Box

5. Harry Potter Notebook from Simply Notebook at Etsy.com : £5.30+ + P&P

For all those Harry Potter fans out there, what better way to distract yourself from the reality of uni than imagining you were casting your spells at Hogwarts? Simply Notebooks has a beautiful collection to suit all types of personalities, from stylish marble covers to more graphic planners there’s one for everyone, see whats on offer on their website!

Link: Simply NoteBooks

6. Stardust Stationery Set from Accessorise.com:  £7.00

I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t a massive fan of stationery, and when it comes to it I quite like for them to be matching and as well as that I’m a  big christmas fan and this is why this stardust set is perfect. It has a christmassy feel with its golden colour scheme and star patterns and gives you everything you’re realistically going to need, get some post-stick notes and you’re ready to go!

Link: Stationery Set

7. Baxtor Dome Backpack from Accessorise.com : £35.00

Accessorise always have plenty of bags to choose from, but this season along with the blue Amani Mini Backpack this has to be my favourite. The autumn colour as well as it’s backpack style makes it the perfect day-to-day bag. With two additional side pockets, you should be able to fit everything you’ll need whether you’re going to campus or going into town.

Link: Backpack

8. WHITE OUT 2016-17 Academic Year Wall Calendar from Shot Tower Studio at Etsy.com :  £15.00 + P&P

Subtle, yet, classy. If you’re not into having pictures of some random dogs or cats on a calendar why not go for a more slick and sharp option that’s a lot more pleasing to the eye. Then you don’t have to worry whether it matches your wallpaper or get impatient waiting for the month with the picture you like the most. They have more to chose from, but most keep the formal and simple vibe.

Link: Shot Tower Studio

9. Umbrella Pencil Case from Elena Illustration at Etsy.com : £8.00 + P&P 

Unlike no.1 if you’ve finally accepted that the sunshine is disappearing and the nights are getting longer than embrace the weather by buying one of these adorable watercolored pencil cases, that despite the weather they represent remain colourful and cute.

Link: Elena Illustration

 

 

 

FRESHERS: 6 Alternatives to a Night Out at the Club

When people think of students and the uni lifestyle, something that instantly springs to mind is the drinking culture. Now don’t get me wrong, I love a good night out, but sometimes the thought of dancing for hours in a packed room and spending money on overpriced alcohol simply doesn’t appeal. So here are some great alternatives to a heavy night out.

The cinema

Because who doesn’t love a trip to the movies? The cinema is a relatively affordable way to spend your evening if you don’t fancy a big night clubbing. It’s a great way to see friends and to get out of the house. Most cinemas have a particular day where it’s cheaper so keep a watch out! Also Keep an eye out for your university cinema as they often show new blockbuster films much cheaper than the local cinema in town!

Movie night

If you really don’t want to leave the comfort of your own house (only enough to rush out for snacks), then perhaps one of the simplest and most enjoyable alternatives to a night out is a good old fashioned movies night. Pop to Tesco’s to pick up a supply of m&m’s, biscuits and crisps, change into your PJ’s, settle down on the sofa in a pile of blankets and enjoy your movie!

Cook

Whilst you could pop out to dinner to a fancy restaurant (well as fancy as you can get on a student budget) it can be just as fun to cook a meal! Make an effort to buy all the trimmings, spend the time cooking and settle down to enjoy some good food. One of the favourites in my house was fajitas, simple but delicious!

Music

You honestly can’t beat live music. Whether it’s a band at the local music venue, an open night mic, or a new music event somewhere you can’t go wrong. Keep an eye out at different venues for cheap tickets, most pubs will have live music at least once a week. You’re student Union also normally offers a great ranges of artists!

Cocktails/Pub

Sometimes you may not feel like going on a big night out, but that doesn’t mean you can’t make a trip to the local pub for a pint! Cocktail bars often have happy hours and student discounts, so if you only fancy one or two drinks this is a great and relatively cheap way to spend your evening. You can’t beat a pub quiz or a bit of karaoke at your student bar!

Board game night

Sounds simple I know, but board games can provide endless amounts of fun, especially those that go on for hours. But be warned, make sure you know the people you’re playing with, these games can get extremely competitive and even jeopardise relationships.

By Niamh O’Connor

FRESHERS: Routine -Let’s Not Make it So Hard

So whilst I know some people haven’t started or are still in the process of experiencing their freshers week, here’s a post for after all the madness of freshers has died down and the real university begins.

A routine is something so many people wish they could accomplish – one that includes: meals, exercise, work, jobs done and relaxation. But, it’s all so much easier said than done! I’m one of those where it works perfectly for a couple of days and I feel like Superwoman then something throws me off and I just can’t get back into it! I’ve started to learn what works best for me and I think that’s such an important aspect of getting into a routine. You can’t just look at someone’s life and think I’m going to give that a go. You may copy their routine but it might just not work out the way you want it to!

I understand now what times are best to do certain things and which work for me. So this is roughly how I go about trying to be in routine (this is a general routine and more applicable to me being on my university break):

  • I try and get up early (but it doesn’t always happen) and when I mean early, I mean 7.30/8am not ridiculous times like 5.30/6am. That just does not work for me because I’m really not a morning person, but I never feel like I’m missing out as I still have plenty of time to get what I want done, if I prioritize the important stuff for that day! And I take my time to enjoy my breakfast in the morning and check emails because I feel more ready for the day when my morning’s aren’t rushed!
  • In relation to university work, especially during busy periods I’ve come to learn I’m more productive before 12pm and after 4pm. I have no idea why! I get tired very easily and in these 4 hours I tend to lose my energy and can never sit down and get stuff done efficiently! I usually take a nap or just take some time to myself and just listen to music. Obviously,being at home I have more spare time but, even with lectures and seminars my body still works in the same way so I just fit my work in around my lazy hours! and that’s going to be different for everybody so find your least productive times and work with them not against them!
  • CANNOT exercise in the morning, my body just does not function! I’ve already mentioned I’m really not a morning person and I think people feel exercise has to be done first thing! Most studies show people actually feel more active between 4pm and 7pm and that’s around the time I try to do some exercise myself. I try and do it about 6pm or 7pm at the latest so that I’m not eating too late! Otherwise, after a shower and eating it’s time to go to bed before I know it.
  • Evenings are normally spent with my friends and family or whatever if I manage to get my work done earlier in the day. But if I workout earlier I tend to do a little extra university work in the spare time I have before I sit down to relax. I get into bed about 10.30pm so that I can read for at least an hour to wind down. And I set my alarm to wake up 8 hours from the time I close my eyes. (I’m a bit of a fan of the whole sleep cycle thing)
  • Another really important aspect of creating a routine in my opinion is making sure I try and eat my meals at the same time each day, and not just when I can be bothered. Having certain times for my meals means I’ll always eat properly and wont get distracted by other things, which can lead to me snacking too much or eating too little in a day!

So that’s more or less how I go about my daily routine and I understand busy schedules can make it harder! As I’ve mentioned over and over this is what suits me and you just have to find times of the day that are most productive for you and base your own routine around that aspect! If you can get your work done way better at night time then make sure during the day you take the time to relax and do the things you want like see friends.You won’t feel as guilty then when you have to say no to those pre-drinks so that you can do your work!

FRESHERS: From The Eyes of a Graduate

Where to start with freshers week? With all the emotions that you feel it’s safe to say it’s unlike any other week you’ve probably experienced or will ever experience!

Having experienced freshers week from different perspectives this article will give you a brief low down on what to expect when you first head off to uni…So shortly after results day you’ll become exposed to a whole realm of different people trying to interest you in events. From your soon to be student union to private event companies and clubs you’ll be invited to a lot! Be it themed club nights, bar crawls, picnics or beach trips with academic societies you’ll be spoilt for choice!

It’s important to mention here that although a big drinking culture has and still is associated with freshers week not everyone drinks, and not all that do have drunk before coming to uni! Coming from a small village in Cornwall and only recently turning 18 before starting at university meant that the first few days of freshers week was a massive eye opener for me, as it will be for many freshers this year!

From working for both the university and the students union at Exeter during freshers week as part of The Welcome Team, in both my second and third year, I can guarantee that the situation new students find themselves in are not unique and the staff have probably dealt with similar situation loads of times before!

It’s important to remember that The Welcome Team are there to help you, they’re part of a volunteering project to help you get settled into your new home both day and night. The Welcome Team help make it easier for a lot of clubs to take care of drunk people, but as a fresher it can be a tiny bit under appreciated. We don’t get paid and we give up our own freshers to ensure that everybody is safe and taken care of, but it’s was such a fantastic project to be involved in and very much worth the long hours! Each Welcome Team member will have their own individual experiences of freshers and will know exactly what you’re going through so don’t be afraid to approach them and ask for help!

To help you settle in over the first few days here are some tips:

  • Wedge your door open for the first few days to get to meet as many of your corridor/flat as possible!
  • Don’t shy away from just knocking on people’s doors and introducing yourself!
  • Think about how you’re going to get home from nights out before you go out! The city will probably be completely new to you so make sure you’ve got a taxi number saved or at least know how to walk back to your halls of residence!
  • It may be worth saving your universities security team or campus patrol in your phone so if you’re completely lost or have any issues they can be soon on hand to help out! Many universities increased their response staff during the first two weeks of term to ensure that student safety is maintained so don’t be afraid to give them a call!
  • TRY NEW THINGS! So many societies put on taster sessions to try and get you to join up! Over he years I’ve done everything from climbing to kayaking and shooting! This will also let you get to know some of the committee for these clubs and societies and properly get to know how social their club is.

 

By Jack Caulfield

FRESHERS: Easy Pre-Drinking Recipes

For a fresher pre-drinks basically becomes a ritual before any night out, as we all try to save as much money as we can by drinking ourselves silly before stumbling our way to the club, but there’s being cheap then there’s drinking a whole 2 litres of Frosty Jacks at the price of literally nothing. So here’s a few classier drink recipes to spruce up your pre-drinking game, all quick and easy and used from alcohol usually found sitting around in your student accommodation. 

SEX ON THE BEACH (One Glass):

200ml Cranberry Juice, 100ml Orange Juice, 75ml Vodka, 75ml Peach Schnapps.

Method: Mix all the ingredients together, and serve with ice! Add the alcohol first, or it will float to the top!

CHEEKY VIMTO:

One WKD Blue, 50ml Port, 25ml Vodka.

Method: Mix together the bottle of WKD with the Port. Then add 25ml of your Vodka. Easy as!

CRANBERRY PIMMS:

375ml of Pimms, 100ml of Gin, 1l of  Lemonade, 200ml Cranberry Juice, 1 Lemon Sliced, Mint Leaves and Berries to Garnish (optional…we are students after all).

Method: Fill one quarter of a large jug with ice cubes. Pour in the Pimms, gin, lemonade and cranberry juice, stir well. (Add the lemon, mint and berries to garnish, and serve.)

STRAWBERRY & APPLE COCKTAILS (One Glass):

3/4 cup of Boxed Red Wine,  1/4 cup Apple juice (Berries and a Slice of Lemon)

Method: Mix together and serve with berries & lemon.

WATERMELON WHITE WINE SPRITZER (One Glass):

2 Cups of Watermelon Chunks, 1 Tbsp of Agave Nectar, 1/2 cup of Boxed White Wine, 1/2 cup of Soda

Method: Put the watermelon chunks and the agave nectar in a blender and pulse until smooth.  Use 1/4 of the watermelon mixture and in first, top up with the wine and soda! Enjoy!

SANGRIA:

Depending on how much you’re making use 3 parts Red Wine, 1 part Orange Juice, 2 parts Lemonade, Sliced fruits and fresh mint (Optional to Serve).

Method: Mix all the ingredients together in a large jug. (Add more red wine, orange juice or lemonade according to taste and desired strength) Garnish.

FRESHERS: What Happens When You Think You’re Too Old for University?

Freshers. One of the most exciting words to enter the mind of a wide eyed teenager working towards the end of their college education. The culmination of two years of work in college is to scrape the grades needed to get into their subject of choice at their chosen university. Once they’ve achieved the bare minimum required to get in, the real excitement starts. Forget budget planning and getting essential items, the conversation turns to the clubs they’ve scouted in their area that offer the most exciting entertainment in the first two weeks of university life.

New groups of people forced together through sharing a grotty student flat congregate in their temporarily clean kitchens to sink pre-drinks to get over their inhibitions before hitting the dance floor. The loud music and bright lights of the city dazzle for the opening two weeks before becoming an expensive oasis in the desert, but for those two weeks the freshers are untouchable kings of the city.

For the reasons stated above I am absolutely dreading the prospect of freshers this month. I’m 24 years old. As much as people have repeated the cliché to me over the last few months that “you’re never too old for university”, frankly, I probably am. Those that know me know that I have a mental age of around 56. This is not ideal when you’re preparing to embark on a university course with the doe eyed teenagers that look forward to freshers week, six years after I last attended college.

First and foremost, I’m not a big fan of clubs in general. I don’t like the fact I have to pay to get in and to hang up my coat. I don’t like the music that gets played at conventional clubs and I don’t like the volume at which it is played. I don’t like the fact I have to pay in excess of £4 for a bottle of Budweiser or Carlsberg because I don’t want to spend the night drinking shots of tequila or vodka and lemonade just because they’re on special offer for students. I don’t like shouting the same anecdote in someone’s ear four times because they can’t hear me. I don’t like the humourless baboons that are hired as bouncers and I don’t like dancing. Give me a good traditional pub any day.

Second, I’m not the best person at meeting new people. This is something I have improved over the last few years but I’m still undeniably awkward at meeting people for the first time. It’s not some sort of underlying trust issue I have, but I like to figure people out before I put my chips on the table. Once you get to know me I like to think I’m pretty good company, but for the first few meetings don’t be surprised if I seem a little wary or reserved. It will pass.

Thirdly, mental age aside, I’m going to freshers as a mature student that will be six or seven years older than a lot of the people around me. You have to take things like this into account when you’re planning various aspects of living in student accommodation. I knew that when I was choosing my room, it would have to have an en suite bathroom. Partly this was for my own sake so I didn’t have to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and tiptoe around a pile of vomit and passed out teenagers to have a quick piss. But perhaps more so I was selflessly aware that the teenagers I could potentially be sharing with might walk into the shared bathroom one morning and stare in disgust at the old man that lives with them trying in vain to shave his back while they’re trying to spray their hair or whatever young people do these days.

Finally, and probably most importantly for someone brought up in the north of England, the simple cost of freshers is enough to make me sweat. I’ve spent the last six years working full time for a betting firm. I’ve been an assistant manager in the branch for the last five years. Over that time period I reckon I’ve earned around £80,000. Of that sum I have saved precisely £775 to take to university. It’s not something that I’m particularly proud of, but I’ve had a hell of a time and some great memories over the last six years.

That being said, I’m now going to be living on the breadline for the next three years. My maintenance loan will just about cover the rent. Student Finance Wales have kindly given me a grant of £79 that I don’t have to pay back. I am grateful for it but I don’t really understand why they’re paying it to me in three instalments. On top of that I’m going to have to work a part time job to be able to eat and live. I really, really cannot afford to spend the first two weeks of my university life partying away what little money I actually have,

Through the clouds of negativity, I have conjured up that there is a big shiny light beaming through that is university life itself. Once freshers is over, everyone will be too poor to go clubbing during the rest of the year so I’ll be able to quietly segue into finding a decent local pub that I can go to with like minded new friends that I will make. Despite my social inhibitions, I know I’m going to make new friends in university. It’s almost impossible not to in such an environment. The fact I’m going at 24 is probably not as big a deal to other people as I presume it is. A lot of my best friends are younger than me so I guess I’ll be well prepared for spending time with that demographic both in my accommodation and on my course.

So I guess if you’re reading this my advice for freshers starting this month, just get through the first two weeks. If you enjoy it, great! Have an absolute blast, it’s what those two weeks are there for. If you don’t enjoy it, it doesn’t matter; chances are the next three years of your life are going to be the best experience of your life so far. Soak it all up, make new friends and do your best to make something of your life.

And the money? I figure it’ll work itself out somehow. If not, I’ll have to sell my body parts on the black market to survive. Doubt my liver will be worth much by October though.

By Harry Freebe